THE SOCK PROPHETS: EXPOSING THE TRUTH ONE SOCK AT A TIME
For centuries, our organization has been dedicated to the pursuit of the perfect sock, guided by our unwavering commitment to the art of the absurd.
We've been watching, waiting, and predicting the fate of the world one sock at a time.
Join us, and let us guide you through the tangled threads of destiny.
We'll give you the sock of the day, every day, for the rest of your life.
Or, at the very least, we'll give you a good laugh, a hearty dose of sarcasm, and a slightly-awkward sense of humor.
Disclaimer: Our socks are not actually prophesied, but we like to pretend they are, because, let's face it, it sounds better that way.